Fu​​n fact: nobody in the world is smarter than 5 gay rats

Let's say hypothetically...
You were starving, ribs exposed, no fat layers, only 90 pounds. Then on a bench, you find your most desired cake. Chocolate chocolate chip, Mint Banana Strawberry, Cheesecake, anything that's your favorite. But on the other side of the bench sits a giant man with a HUMONgous, THRROBbing VVEINY COCK that makes your arms combined look tiny. The thing is, you HAVE to sit on one and eat the other... which would you pick?

Take the dick
Eat the cake

Sit on the man’s lap and eat the cake. No sex at all