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Tale No. 1: To Hail A Blue King

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Long ago, there was once a king. The king was not of royal blood, but has ruled over England. He wasn't human, but he was someone. He was a man who crashed down from the stars and skies. A man of serious power, he was crowned the King of England due to being believed as the saviour for his people.

His name was Byrd. People referred to him "The Blue One", "King Byrd The Foul", and the usual, royal nicknames. He didn't give a damn about how they worshipped and entertained him. He was only satisfied with the top-notch dinners they gave him.

For his looks, he somewhat had a sphere for a head. The skin of his tongue - and the rest of his skin overall - was blue. The iris of his eyes had an all-black colour as well as a shape of a plus sign. The way he spoke was rather sleazier and strange than expected, thus causing him to have the 2nd nickname. His behaviour and movements had some instances of humbleness, and others of rudeness. But, he was a real crowd-pleaser.
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Before he became king, he stumbled from a forest into the streets of London, all-bruised and all-bloodied. People were astonished by how he looked. They even thought that it was a message of religion, which was arguable according to Byrd himself. They took him in, gave him a proper healing, prayed to him, and brought him to the status that he belonged to.

His reign lasted for a long period of time, from 14th to the 16th Century, until a time of revolution took him down. During his final years of ruling, he was challenged to a war by William Vaudus, the warlord from nowhere, and a serious tyrant of his own kingdom. He wanted to take on the entirety of England, starting with Byrd's Kingdom.

Now, as a lazy person, I'd rather not get into too much detail into the war, but all I can tell you is that it was a BRUTAL war, just like any other war, except that it was far more magical. Vaudus' empire included high amounts of dragons and merciless mercenaries. And yes, they were a big problem for Byrd's empire, but he still had his confidence.

It took around two weeks for him to singlehandedly defeat all dragons while his knights were busy with the mercenaries. After defeating the dragons, he faced off against his final enemy, Vaudus.

...

It was unknown what happened after.

THE END
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Amber: *heart eyes*
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Byrd: ?
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Amber: *looks up from the book* o-oh I was reading this history book and it made me think of you-
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Byrd: Aww. Wait. What’s the history book about?
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Amber: oh its about this place called England-
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Byrd: England? Oh shit. I remember that place.
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Amber: …wait- *shows him the book*
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*He reads it.*

Byrd: … how the hell did they record this?
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Amber: was… that you??
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Byrd: “King Byrd The-

HOLY FU-
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Amber: w-what??
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Byrd: … nothing
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Amber: o…kay…
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*He takes the book, eats it, and runs.*
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Amber: ._. I was reading that-
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Byrd: Not anymore.

*Gone*
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