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A Gunpowder Rhapsody /// Chapter 1

A Gunpowder Rhapsody /// Chapter 1 | image tagged in reposted because it got buried,by drama posts | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ok, I just read this to take a break from the drama, but this actually peak writing, good job.
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thanks man

and i’m sorry if i’m being a dick
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I forgive you

I understand if you didn't/don't get my humor, I just have a rather messed up sense of humor
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3524 was a terrible year for mankind, but the details of what happened are almost unknown. All we know is that two of the biggest governments in the Inkverse waged war on each other, and it didn’t go well. The war that took up the next 319 years wiped out any individual who knew what really caused this war, along with millions of others.

The concept of society, religion and culture was abolished. Replaced by violence. Countless men and women knew nothing but murder and survival. The politicians who started the war were long dead, and their beliefs were carried on by AI leaders hell-bent on one-upping the enemy, never growing tired of their violence. There was nobody to stop the war, and it would not stop anytime soon.
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A bomb went off outside. No big deal. Happened all the time. To the residents of the bunker, it was an everyday happening. All that mattered was whether it destroyed the bunker or not.

Most of the people in there were scavengers. They lived off of the scraps of the armies that battled in the tundra outside. Nobody had the resources to move to the East, where the war was much less rampant. But for now, they had to stick here.

Larry got out of his bunk bed and headed towards the storage room. He hadn’t eaten in 2 days, nor had he slept in 2 days. Larry wasn’t anyone special, nor was he necessarily vital to the others, but he pulled his weight, and that was good enough. He opened a can of noodles, and was suddenly startled by a voice behind him.

???: Hey, did you manage to find a, uhh… what do you call it… hydraulic piston thingy?

That was Quinn. Quinn was sort of friends with Larry, but they never really knew each other. They both had different jobs, with Quinn repairing stuff and Larry scavenging for stuff. Next to him was Ellie, who Larry knew quite well. The two of them both worked on finding parts, along witha few dozen others.

Larry: Wha- er… nah. Couldn’t find one of them fellers. I gotta bunch of screws, though. Need those?

Quinn: Eh, I guess? You’d think because of all those mechs just lying around, that there’d be some of those.

Larry: I mean, we did find some of ‘em, but they’re all melted and rusty and broken and whatnot. ‘Cause of… y’know… bombs and bullets and flamethrowers and other shit.

Ellie: And no offense, but the bags that we’re given are like, really small.

Larry: I don’t think they’re that small.

Ellie: …Okay.

Larry: …

Quinn: ‘Kay… maybe try taking the bags from the corpses? They have those big, military-grade backpacks.

Larry: Sounds sorta fishy… you never know which of them military stuff have trackers on them and which don’t.

Ellie: Haha, you’re being paranoid.

Larry: Am not.

Ellie: You are… heh.

Quinn: *yawn* Well, I th-
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An explosion rocked the bunker. A crash came from the other room. Gunfire could be heard from above ground. Screaming could be heard from below ground.

Larry: Ah, hell. What on God’s green Earth is that?

Quinn: F**k f**k f**k f**k f**k… I… I think they airdropped a mech on top of the bunker!

A stomp could be heard every second or so. That was an unmistakable sound to those who have experienced the war up close- It was the footsteps of a Bobcat-JB7, also known as the BJB7MSMG. A bipedal, bear-sized mech made for scouting areas and invading bases- especially cramped, underground bases like this one.

Ellie: Oh, f-frick. I think some guys set up a base near here, and they airdropped it over here, and now it’s gonna see the hatch inside and then-

As soon as Ellie said that, the sound of a metal hatch violently being kicked open could be heard from upstairs. Yelling could then be heard, and then it was silenced by 3 clean, yet devastating gunshots.

Larry: That ain’t good.

Quinn: Also, unrelated, but i’m asking this now before we die. Why don’t you ever swear?

Ellie: That’s not important. What’s important is that we take it down.

Larry: Wha?

Ellie: We just need a grenade. Those things are like, made of really thin stuff. I know Johnny’s got some grenades.

Larry: Oh, yeah. I think the tables are made of ‘em.

Quinn: You can totally blow up one of those tables, so I guess it would make sense.

Larry: I mean, them tables are pretty strong compared to the tables at the other bunker near the creek.

Ellie: SHH! It’s heading downstairs!

Larry got out a shotgun and hid behind one of the tables. All of the tables were turned on their sides, and people were using them as hiding spots. Also behind this specific table was Eric. Larry did not like Eric. it he was sure he was a good man, and he thought the same about everybody that he didn’t like.

Eric: I’m about to die, aren’t I?

Larry: Let’s find out in around 4… 3… 2…
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The door was kicked open. The Bobcat was sure enough, here and ready to kill. It was covered in snow, and painted with blood. It had no eyes, but it’s prescence alone made everyone feel as if they were being stared at. Larry turned to Johnny, who kept weapons on him at all times- including grenades.

Larry: Psst- Johnny, you got any grenades?

Johnny: Uh… i’ve got one. The rest are in my drawer.

Johnny rolled a grenade across the floor. The Bobcat took noticed and followed where it went.

Larry: SHIT!

He pulled the pin almost immediately, and the Bobcat crushed the table with its foot. Eric stumbled backwards, but the Bobcat was focused on the guy with the grenade.

Larry picked up the table (surprisingly weak and light) by the leg, grenade in the other hand, and swung it at the mech, who was obviously unfazed, while dropping the grenade behind it. Larry tried to run, but was shot in the hip and fell down- but not before the grenade went off, carving a large hole in the Bobcat.

Larry: Eughhh…

Ellie: …i think it’s dead. Y-you did it.

Larry: Yeah, I did it, alright.

Quinn: Holy shit, this guy’s the main character here. He just solo’d the robot twice his size.

Johnny: I’m gonna carry a grenade at all times from now on.

Ellie: That was sick. I like how you, uh, like, threw the grenade behind the robot so you would be shielded from all the shrapnel and stuff.

Larry: That was totally NOT calculated.

Quinn: Yeah, no offense to you, but you do NOT have the critical thinking skills to purposefully do that.

Larry: Yep.

Ellie: So… we just killed a Bobcat.

Eric: And? We just killed a Bobcat!

Ellie: …Larry, I know I was making fun of you for being paranoid about trackers used by the armies, but…

She pointed to a glowing red light in the robot’s smoldering corpse.

Ellie: I think we have a problem now.
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Quinn breaking the fourth wall there:
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I bet those bags have a great personality 😤
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yeheag
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