If my stepdad actually has evidence against me I'll have predicted using this

lmao

true

List of countries I'm gonna be banned from

Nat please run to the police dept I gave u instructions

I have come to make an announcement. Nicholas Bizgrove is a bitchass motherf**ker. He slashed at Nat's f**king arm. Then he showed me his tiny ass dick and said it was "𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝒾𝑔". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter Dot Com. Nicholas, you have a SMALL DICK. It's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER. Wanna see what my dick looks like? BOOM. That's right, no quills, no pillows, just two balls and a bong. He f**ked Nat up, so I'm gonna f**k the Earth up. Except I won't f**k the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! How do ya like that Andrew? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOTS! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRROPPPPPLLLLLLETS hit the Earth. Now f**k off.