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which state

idk i don't know the states off the top of my head i'm a brit

if you were to put a map of the states in front of me, i'd be able to name Texas, New York, California, and Kansas. And the only reason i'd be able to name Kansas is because it has a funny name to me for some reason and also it's shaped funny.

don’t go to massachusetts it sucks here

can confirm

we've had like 20 thunderstorms in the past 2 months

puckwudgie

bro is north korea

by america do you mean the two continents or the united states of america?

The United States

bro your family chose the WORST f**king time to move to USA

why's that

politics

makes sense

we didn't have much of a choice, it was for my father's work as well as the foster program my siblings and I are in

don't listen to tf2 she jacked in the head

oh

do you have no clue about the 2024 election
the 2 candidates for USA president are both rotted corpses practically, first one is trump a 77 year old felon who's a fascist AFAIK and second one is biden a 81 year old dementia patient

oh yeah I've heard of that

my father was joking about them once, saying "neither one will last long in office, one will drop dead and the other will get removed and sent to jail"

I hope he's right

also are you perchance gay or anything perchance

yeah

you said perchance twice btw

oh

also dont listen to thespiderinthecorner hes mad that he has no proof to prove me wrong and hes just saying that im jacked in the head to try and get you to not believe me

the united states

Bro is definitely north korea

Wait til you have freedom of speech

i dont think i could bear living anywhere without freedom of speech

just wait till you have to deal with your 2nd amendment rights taken when they shouldn't be bcs of the ATF kicking down our door and slaughtering you! ;)

Do you remember which state?

were not that bad

we have freedom of speech
kind of

Where do you live rn

England

Shit I’m sorry you gotta live there