boy, if you don't get your dollar dtore haircut and your goodwill wardrobe outta here, looking like you got dressed in the dark during a blackout. Your style's so outdated, even retro shops wouldn't take you. that face of yours got more creases than a crumpled receipt, and your breath smells like you’ve been chewing on expired gym socks. go home and rethink your life decisions, because whatever plan you had, it's clearly not working.
