Nooooooo son!

*hey g you gotta help me man

What's the magic word son?

*pretty please with a cherry on top and extra ketchup

*gets him out* there. Peace out.

*yay

Don't let her catch you again son. That would be gay.

*yes father
(An enigmatic encounter starts playing)

Good son. Now imma go get milk.

*alright
(Realization)
*NO WAIT NO HE’S GONNA SLIP AND FALL AND WON’T BE ABLE TO GET UP

No. I'm going to get goat milk.

Yeah. And then I'm going to finish core.

*yes father.
say goodbye to the smiles and your genocide, say goodbye cause we're losing it all tonight, the birds call one last time but it's out of spite, and flowers wilt as the ground below ignites...
Hearing ringing of church bells, guessing stories they will tell, lost it all but hey, oh well, he'll bring you down with me to hell!
For my brother, understand, here and now all of this ends, face the man who speaks in hands, to madness we shall both descend!

*oh alright

*he appears behind you*☜︎💣︎☜︎💣︎👌︎☜︎☼︎ 💧︎⚐︎☠︎📬︎ 👎︎✡︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ✋︎💧︎ ☝︎✌︎✡︎📬︎

*falls in the core and dies*

*oh ok

*FATHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why are yall roleplayjng

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we’ve capture him

*hey kid lemme outta here

he'd just noclip outta one tbh

reality anchors:

lmao i was about to start facing and that was in my cart, i was like “NO F**KING WAY” and my friend was laughing as i tucked a piece of cardboard in my pocket.

i found a bottle of medicine called "horny goat weed" not kidding lmao
i'd prolly smoke that ngl

“horny goat weed?” wtf. i found sex olives once

YO WHAT
WHERE DID YOU FIND THEM

Ummm aisle 2

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Me on my way to aisle 2:

lmao have fun

I sure will

....how big are these olives, and what do you do with them?

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