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I’m awake like always

Yk it's winter in Australia if you cold under one blanket. But sweat under two

Yk you in texas when it's June and hit 100 degrees for no reason

Lol

You know it Queensland when it hits 40 C (about 104 F)

average Texan afternoon

Id go to Australia but I'd either get shot because I aint got the accent or I'll get mauled to death by a huge ass spider

We don't have guns in Australia (except police and the military). We settle things the old fashioned way, with fists. And throwing the other person on a snake nest.