Freddy do you wanna ally or not

Nein

Why not😔

I don’t trust u

Please bro I'm desperate
You have the most land and I want my land back too also I don't want to fight with the person who can attack anyone he wants at any moment and don't wanna start with anyone else unless they fight me first (except for Italy)

If I attack you then I have to surrender all land to someone of my choice

Ima attack u

Bro even after all that?

Alright fine
Spirit bomb (carpet bomb 🙄) to the land I used to have, and take italian territory around my small position

It is two choices
Surrender and I stop attacking Russia
Or
Keep going and I take the Russians

You can’t ally if you don’t exist

I'm still there bro

See that blue speck?

Yuh

That's me

Up defenses so that the next attack to France is nullified
And carpet bomb the Italian territory near me please

Erm I hate to be that guy but you just sealed off all your walls so no gas for you planes

I have no planes I told you

*I sign a treaty with Boron to share rule over Bavaria, Boron getting the top half until Munich and I get the rest*

I thought that didn’t happen

I made it happen

Can you also send your Air Force into France

Ima get a artillery barrage on France and get a ground invasion too

I'm upping my defenses so the next attack is nullified

I thought I said to destroy France?

I upped defenses I told you

F**k.