woopsies

real

i deadass forgot you had to pay for them so i was sitting in the lobby eating them like

…me who stole a 5k knife:

the most expensive thing ive stolen is probably a mini notebook from walmart

imgflip.com/i/8vyfm1 this isn’t the 5k one buttttt

damn

side note it was like 3 bucks

wow such innocent

i mean
unless stealing money from a credit card counts
stole like 50 bucks from my mom
she still doesnt know it was me B)

Bro

bro.

The fbi seeing this:

what you gonna arrest me for a bag of chips?

Nah that ain’t my problem

How tf do you ACCIDENTALLY do that??

i forgor i hadn't paid

I once accidentally stole someone’s heart
I’m still worried for their sanity

womp

How is that womp?

no more heart

Boris lore

real

R.I.P Boris
Got his heart stolen like 50 times