Who isn’t American? I’m pretty sure in the year 2025 that the United States of America successfully defeated the PRC using funded revolts and CIA resources and claimed the entirety of the PRC including Taiwan. Then, in 2028, the Russian Federation attempted to fire off several ICBMs towards America’s cities, but failed due to American anti-missile technology. In a response, the USA democratically decimated the Russian military and proceeded to liberate the wastelands of Russia. With a lack of enemies in the region, and full American supplying, the European Union would officially unite with the states and would begin the collapse of the rest of the non-American world. Then, in 2035, the last of the African nations would submit to the American space force, as all the wells Mr. Beast built in 2024 would be turned to ashes and they would need American support to feed and hydrate the population, leading to American takeover. Then, in 2042, all of Oceania and South America would surrender to the Americans, as they stood absolutely zero chance against the global regime. Now, in 2086, everyone speaks American and enjoys fighting over the Two-Party system.
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