Splat! Splat!
You're a kid now,
You're a squid now,
You're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid,
You're a kid now!
(Pause)
Ink it all now,
Up the wall now,
Disappear, you're a knack,
When you turn, then attack,
You're a squid now!
Rise up out the ink,
Ambush this dude!
Splatatatatatatata Splatoon!