Echo: *stares at you coming out of the dark alley with curiosity*

D:Wassup f**ker *mulitates an arm*

(what arm)

(A person i was murdering)

(oh)
Echo: What is that you're holding?

D:MULITATED ARM *yeets it 2 km away*

Echo: What the...

D:Never seen an unhinged mf before?

Echo: I already killed humans before.

D:YAYYYYY!!! *cannibalizes a torso*

Echo: ... You do realize that you're a human, don't you?

D:IMA RECREATE THE REICHENBACH FALL *falls of a rooftop* WEEEEEEEEE

WTFFF

D:WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO?

Echo: How about you experiencing your own murders.

D:SORRY NOT SORRY *commits mass homicide*

Echo: Alright, that's it. *my hand shifts into a shotgun, and I point it at you*

*walks up to her and says hi*

D:SUP MOTHERF**KER *mulitates the dead body*

...uhh....
What are you doing-

D:Murder,duh

well-
have fun ig

Clipz: *adminspace music stops* wtf happened here?

Dea:Heh,just commited a lil murder

C: *gasp* I love murder!

D:*le gasp* HOW MANY BODIES DO YOU HAVE?

C: over 67 decillion!
(That's a real number lol)

D:Jeez,what the hell have you killed other than humans?

C: plants, animals, bacteria life, planets, galaxies, universes.. a lot of stuff

D:Time for another murder *cannibalizes a human*

C: imma do one too! *Runs off*

*The next day there's headlines of a mass genocide*

D:Omg same *licks a f**king gun*

C: MURDER BUDDIES!

D:YEAH BOI *ingests an intestine*

C: WOOO *consumes a lung*

D:I think we deadass turned into dahmer💀

C: oh god... Eh, whatevs

Olivia: *makes eye contact for two seconds* AAAHHEEEEEAAAYEYAYAGS *running away*

Dea:Sup mate,scared arent you?

UUUUHHHH WHAT NUMBER IS 911 AGAIN?

Dea:Qhar?

Oh wait it's.. 91- *dials 911* HELLO? POLICE? THERE'S A F**KING BALKAN IN FRONT OF MEEEEE

Dea:TF DID THE BALLKANS DO TO YOU?!

POLICE I SWEAR TO GOD WHE GON KILL M- *operator hangs up* crap crap crap crap crap crappy crap crap

WHAT

*back up against the not realizing I'm cornered*

*funkytown stops playing with record scratch at end* tf you doing here? DONT.TOUCH.MY.BODY.COLLECTION. Got it?

D:HEY HEY NO TOUCHING MY BIDY COLLECTION EITHER