al segaeda

Tbh yo thighs are HOT

he's gay bro
you ain't having him

Idc

are you gonna draw porn of me now 😟

Nah dw you a cool guy

but I meant in the horny way

I know

HOLY ZAMN

Smash

fun fact
ratio

fun fact
nah

fun fact
Hey Spongebob, you seen what Dankton’s been up to, that little green shit stain?
Yeah, he’s got his little casino, doesn’t he?
Yeah, so what I’m thinking is
It’s time for Ocean’s f**kin’ Eleven
LET'S GO!

Whole GANG let it bang
Dope slang makin’ paper
GANG got the cane bet we willing and we able
GANG hit his heart With the spade, tappin’ tables
GANG, we not Russian, this roulette one in the chamber (ARGH MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
Run ya wallet, yeah (MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
Show ya pocket, yeah (MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
We grown from it, yeah (MONEY!)
Yеah f**k it
We froze tundras over

Frozе it over
Wallet gettin’ fat as f**kin' Oprah
Check under my seat
It’s not a car, bitch it’s a cobra
Had to shed him down
Snake skin on my loafers
Pop him like a glitter bomb
Ha, Mark Rober
Cut him melanoma
Bleed him like a donor
Fold him like a sofa
Coz I been over head and over seein’ like a vulture
And I been makin’ bread and burnin oppa’s with that toaster

Had to switch the lane
Mulsanne
Big weight
Big trapper
The pink cheek clapper
The dream team batter
I’m a snake, f**k a ladder
The diamond pitter patter
I drank so much purp
It turned purple in my bladder
HA HA
We know where you live like we Nardwuar
HA HA
Doodaloot yo ass, wit that fa fa
HA HA
They thought that I was stupid, bitch, nuh uh
Keep my f**king name out ya mouth like the hard R

Whole GANG let it bang
Dope slang makin’ paper
GANG got the cane bet we willing and we able
GANG hit his heart with the spade tappin’ tables
GANG, we not Russian, this roulette one in the chamber (ARGH MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
Run ya wallet, yeah (MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
Show ya pocket, yeah (MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
We grown from it, yeah (MONEY!)
Yeah f**k it
We froze tundras over

Ayo Sponge, what we doin’ with our funds?
We gon f**kin throw it up, make our money crip or blood
Let’s go tilt em like italics, spending money in Milan
F**k a Fallout, we gon run
How much you smokin?
Megatonnes, yeah
I got the stick, I got the switch
I’m dumping clips, I let it hit his eye, eye, eye, eye
I run this ship, I’m captain crip
I needle prick, IV I’m dripping I, I, I, I
Yeah, it’s Mr. Top Schola

Neko forcibly propelled desparado upon the upholstered surface intended for slumber, subsequently divesting each other of their outer garments. Neko subsequently inverted desparado, engaging in an act colloquially denoted as pegging, and commenced the intrusion of his phallic member into desparado's constricted anal passage, prompting desparado to emit a vocalization indicative of distress. In a state of heightened pleasure and complete submission, Neko released copious amounts of bodily fluids inside desparado before engaging in forceful intercourse with his diminutive companion's oral cavity, resulting in further climax

femboys are f**king hot I wanna suck them all, especially eclipse cuz' he the best of em 'all, but I still love fembois' cuz why not suck them all 🤤🤤. they are so f**king hot I wanna kiss em' all cuz they be clean af🔥 I am so f**king gay yeah cuz femboys are so hot cuz they my wiggas😉💯 and that is why femboys are hot🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

One night, I was playing Super Mario 64. I was playing as the Italian figure, Mario. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Mario fell to his doom...

He came back from the painting and said, "MAMMA MIA, I GOT F**KING KILLED," as he walked outside.

I asked myself... "Did Mario swear...? Did I... Did I hear that from the video...!?"

I didn't think twice about it, until later that night...

While traveling through the Dire Dire Docks, upon my usual business, Mario turned his head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--F**K!"

Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?"

I said "It was Mario, not me...!" My mother grabbed me by the ear. She threw me into the bathroom and I went "OOOF!"

She jumped on my face...

She did the ground pound.

She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Bowser!"

That night, I decided to revisit the old Dire Dire Docks for further inspection...

This time Mario pivoted his face towards the camera and said "C**T."

My mother ran in holding the Mario manual and started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. My fingers became longer.

She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Wario again, I'll pull off your-..."

I said, "It's MARIO, mom!"

That's when my father ran in with Yoshi the Dinoborg, who went "BOYBYAOW" and smacked me in the face.

On the third night, my dead girlfriend was in the videogame and said, "You have to save me. Or something, okay."

I had to play the Song of Healing backwards and it made the swear words retract back into Mario's mouth.

Cat threw Desparade onto the bed and they both took off each other's clothes. Cat flipped Desparade over while impaling him with a strap-on and got to work. Cat pushed his p**is into Desparado's tight man hole as Desparado screamed in pleasure and submission. The cat squirted liters of liquid into Desparado, then shoved his little friend into Desparado's mouth, making him cum again.

LMAO