The Virgin Cop; The Chad Firefighter; Loves and cherishes their spouse; Statistically doesn't even stop crime; Is willing to lay down their life to save another from danger; Upholds a violent and exploitative system and bootlicks the rich and powerful; Beats up protesters, shoots innocent people, and artificially makes up reasons to arrest people; Works long hours for little to no pay just to help others; Probably beats their spouse; "Oh shit, there's a kid still in that fire? I'm going back in."