Minecraft be like:

Fun fact, in some older versions minecarts were faster, although when people made roller coasters the minecart would fall off, and the community didn’t like that so mojang made them slower

Yeah, and even one of mojangs workers said “I wish minecarts were better”

I wish minecarts went at high or low speeds depending on the strength of the redstone signal

Me too

real

real (start a "real" chain!)

True

No that would break a lot of redstone machines
Make extra powerful power rails

Camman18?

Yup

this meme aged like milk