I'LL DO IT AGAIN

One time, for (your) Rose's birthday, he got her a dirt cake

Finally an actual response.

Canon

He seems to REALLY hate naked molerats

Idk what a naked molerat is but okay

This

Thats terrifying

Fun fact: They are immune to cancer

wow I'm jealous now

Same, but I mean we are also hairless freaks

u have a point

wtf... ew

He gets pegged by violet sometimes
And can’t walk for about a day afterwards

cheese

?

idk :D

He is the gay cousin

He has a wife

Exactly

I don't understand what you mean

Ignore him, he's the annoying guy.

So are you