Can yall shut up

If you post the copypasta in this comment section, you make out with babies still in their uterus

Neko forcibly propelled desparado upon the upholstered surface intended for slumber, subsequently divesting each other of their outer garments. Neko subsequently inverted desparado, engaging in an act colloquially denoted as pegging, and commenced the intrusion of his phallic member into desparado's constricted anal passage, prompting desparado to emit a vocalization indicative of distress. In a state of heightened pleasure and complete submission, Neko released copious amounts of bodily fluids inside desparado before engaging in forceful intercourse with his diminutive companion's oral cavity, resulting in further climax.

tried that once
that shit kills you

Solve My Riddle

I'm two days into gooning
And I'm three edges behind
All my friends, they call me sigma
But I'm on my mewing grind
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
'Cause they don't wanna play OG Fortnite
And I keep accidentally edging myself
In my room in the middle of the night

This is fine, just not the stuff that would end up on black and orange YouTube

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

OH COME ON

Solve My Riddle