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Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Welcome to the internet
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
Be happy
Be horny
Be bursting with rage
We got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet
Put your cares aside
Here's a tip for straining pasta
Here's a nine-year-old who died
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
Of all the different characters in Harry Potter f**king each other
Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks
'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
They are grainy and off-putting
He just sent you more
Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you w**re
See a man beheaded
Get offended, see a shrink
Show us pictures of your children
Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a broom
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a girl and groom her
Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should kill your mom
Here's why women never f**k you
Here's how you can build a bomb
Which Power Ranger are you?
Take this quirky quiz
Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time

You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the towers fell, circa '99
This was catalogs
Travel blogs
A chat room or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For you, you, insatiable you
Mommy let you use her iPad
You were barely two
And it did all the things
We designed it to do
Now look at you, oh
Look at you, you, you
Unstoppable, watchable
Your time is now
Your inside's out
Honey, how you grew
And if we stick together
Who knows what we'll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in your hand
Hahaha
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
And all of the time

Welcome to lost in hell
Have a glance around
Anything that bag of yours can hold of can be found
We’ve got mountains of Nazis
Some rougher, some less
If none of its of interest to you, you’d be the first
Welcome to hell
Come and take a rifle
Would you like to see the soviets or any famous guns?
There’s need to panic
This isn’t a test HAH!
Just nod or shake your head and you’ll do the rest.
Welcome to hell
What would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for US and fight an Italian?
Be loud
Be quiet
Be friendly
We’ve got a million different ways to engage
Welcome to hell
Put your cares aside
Here’s a tip for strangling Italians
Here’s a soldier who just died
We’ve got machine guns, bazookas, and fantasy guns!!!
Or we got multiplayer which will probably just be a bunch of 9 year old screaming racial slurs welcome on to f**king hell hahah!
(Quietly “now enter multilayer”)
Hold on to your guns
‘Cause a random guy just dropped a bomb
It’s hard to see and burning shiiit
Don’t act surprised you know you like it you masochist
See a jap get sniped
Get offended see a tiger
Show us pictures of the enemies hq
Tell us what you think
Start a rumor, cause some doom,
Or send a death threat to a boomer
Or DM a noober
Become a zoomer or find a sticky grenade on your ass.
Here’s a healthy dose of Pervitin
Here’s how you get f**ked yo
This is how you build a grenade
Which role are you? Take a stupid quiz I’m joking we don’t do that shit.
Gamerbro123 sent the noobs to kill your allies.
Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
You know it wasn’t always multiplayer…
Not very long ago just before you played
Right before the game market fell, cod mw3
This was trenches
Rifles
A tank or two
We aimed down sights and spent our nights
Waiting.
For them… insatiable Nazis
Alois Hitler let adolf go to art school
He was barely 18
He did all the things they didn’t want him to do
Now look at him, him, him, oh unstoppable him…
HIS TIME IS NOW
HIS INSIDES WILL BE OUT
OH HOW HE GREW
IF THE 3 STUCK TOGETHER WHO KNOW WHAT THEY COULD DO
THEY ALWAYS HAD A PLAN,
TO TRY TO PUT THE WORLD IN THEIR HANDS…
Hah…
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
All of the time
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time
A little bit of everything
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom is a crime
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
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