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I'm two days into gooning
And I'm three edges behind
All my friends, they call me sigma
But I'm on my mewing grind
But it doesn't really sit with me quite right
'Cause they don't wanna play OG Fortnite
And I keep accidentally edging myself
In my room in the middle of the night

Qhar

I sang this too the tune of Just a Pineapple and it worked.

Try 2 days into college

FALSE

Do you even have one

idk do i

Isk