Halloween

Go outside

i cant ive been captured by witch hunters

Like actually go outside irl

i have been trapped in a magic cage by the witch hunters wdym go outside

an evil witch

do you ever think you should just stop being a fake witch?

thats what you would say if the witch hunters didnt capture me and force me to make this post

you’re mentally ill
go to an asylum

thats another word to describe evil ig

put evil in quotes, please

here, let’s walk to the nearest hospital and look for someone who can help your poor soul think you’re human and not an abomination that is a witch, ok?

so my evil is that i do evil magic stuff to try to destroy the world
according to how my witch experiences were a witch is a human that does witchcraft and the reason why im a witch is because im an evil human

stop roleplaying, child.

say what you want but my fate will remain the same by these pesky witch hunters

I’m not one

I’m just a fatass on the internet

didnt say you were one of them
they just decided to torture me by forcing me to make this post

glad you understand that information i have told you about why this post exists

satanic! begone!

the witch hunters are working on making me gone right now

i will join them

they arent allowing any invites unfortunately

i do not need am invite to do this thing

and they wont drop their location either

i do not care

are you really going to search all 509 600 000 square km of the earth for me

ill steal your ip address and locate you from there

they have spells to prevent that

im using the witch hunters' computer btw and they arent going to let you in

breaking and entering:

What

i am an evil witch

Ok great, but why though?
Can't you just be nice?

because i am evil

I see, well I ask that you do not interfere with my business here

i would if it wasnt for the witch hunters

Cool
At least try then

they literally took away my magic stuff

Evil is subjective

i would get more than 1 death sentence if the government got so much power to defeat me btw

Oh well
Anyways curse me please

the witch hunters took away my magic stuff so i cant

:c

ikr theyre also going to torture me to death in 24 hours aint that sad

well thats not very good

gee it would be so bad added the fact that its inevitable

theres like
a clearing that way
you could probably just, yknow

the witch hunters put a spell on their secret base to not allow people like you in

well that would make them witches too now wouldnt it
either way people have to join somehow

i have never heard of that evil wizard in my life and i cant reach those picks from this cage

again, evil is subjective. and not all learn the dark arts in the same place. plus, its in your exact cage silly

ig theyre fighting fire with fire
not sure how they met but im going to go with the basic they met in highschool trope

more or less
anyways i think they'd get the local witch doctors to help them
peddling cures for curses has its uses

the witch hunters just saw this convo, they decided to skip the 24 hour time limit and now my torture begins, bye

welp you had your chance
have fun

they also told me if i somehow escaped they'd skip the 24 hour time and torture me anyways

well they cant do that if youre gone.

they surgically implanted a tracking device on me

surgically remove it

thank you

np

im in a cage with nothing but this computer i cant

yknow there should be some picks stashed there by the last guy

how do you know you arent here in the place where i am captured

i am. not every witch hunter agrees with the mob rule

what last guy

guy named edward. tortured as well, not pretty.