Who Would Win?

Sans dummy

Yea but Conker has a bazooka, a chainsaw, a bat and a frying pan. (Also a shotgun (Given by Gregg) and 2 Sub Machine Guns) Also, He dodges obsticles and Sans only has Gaster Blasters and bones and blue bones. (He also has telekinesis but eh.)

Trab him in blue bones and spam him with gaster blasters.

I really like Conker so I want him to have higher chances of winning.
Also. Sans literally gets stabbed by a child with a knife.

Biest