What should they be? Choose something that sounds slightly offensive and slightly edgy, funny, but dead serious.

Damn...you are good...

I want something that dosent sound sus but can be taken out of context easily

you are asking an impossible task

"listen, I know Obama's last name, it is-" *dies*

LMAOAO

Who won?

Skatez wins against covii in a battle
Covii dies because he falls into a bottle of lime flavored propel water
And also covii's death scene is gonna be fu​cking BRUTAL because covii literally melts

What is "Propel water"? Is it like, flavored seltzer water?

Flavored water. Directly just flavored sour water.
Lime is the worst flavor which is why I chose it

What other flavors are there?

Idk

I meant who won the last words? Did I win, did Luffy win, or did Xetra win?

Nobody yet. I want covii to say something like "see you in hel-" or "you motherfu-"

That reminds me of the scene from the Osmosis Jones movie when the virus f**king dies in alcohol

Ex-fu​cking-actly
Because covii is a virus
Skatez is a blood cell

It is a splatoon themed osmosis jones parody after all

"AAEEEEUUUUUHHHH, WAIT OBAMA'S LAST NAME IS-"

REAL

I remade it to fit the scene

LMAOAO

finally defeated this blunt retard

he should say "Huh, didn't know you were this good for a WHITE BLOOD CE- AUAYUAHAUAHAHHAHAAIHAJAGAHHGGHG

Lmao

"There's going to be a 10/12 when i'm done"

What does that mean

he should say the n word

Nah