What should they be? Choose something that sounds slightly offensive and slightly edgy, funny, but dead serious.

"listen, I know Obama's last name, it is-" *dies*

LMAOAO

Who won?

Skatez wins against covii in a battle
Covii dies because he falls into a bottle of lime flavored propel water
And also covii's death scene is gonna be fu​cking BRUTAL because covii literally melts

I meant who won the last words? Did I win, did Luffy win, or did Xetra win?

Nobody yet. I want covii to say something like "see you in hel-" or "you motherfu-"

That reminds me of the scene from the Osmosis Jones movie when the virus f**king dies in alcohol

It is a splatoon themed osmosis jones parody after all

"AAEEEEUUUUUHHHH, WAIT OBAMA'S LAST NAME IS-"

REAL

I remade it to fit the scene

LMAOAO

Ex-fu​cking-actly
Because covii is a virus
Skatez is a blood cell

What is "Propel water"? Is it like, flavored seltzer water?

Flavored water. Directly just flavored sour water.
Lime is the worst flavor which is why I chose it

What other flavors are there?

Idk

finally defeated this blunt retard

he should say "Huh, didn't know you were this good for a WHITE BLOOD CE- AUAYUAHAUAHAHHAHAAIHAJAGAHHGGHG

Lmao

Damn...you are good...

I want something that dosent sound sus but can be taken out of context easily

you are asking an impossible task

"There's going to be a 10/12 when i'm done"

What does that mean

he should say the n word

Nah