NEOLIBERALISM:; I RESPECT DIFFERENT OPINIONS AND DIVERSITY
I BELIEVE IN UNIVERSAL HUMAN RIGHTS
I DEFEND CIVIL LIBERTIES AND DEMOCRACY
I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD DEFEND PRIVATE PROPERTY; AND IF YOU DON'T THINK EXACTLY LIKE ME
I CAN OVERTHROW YOUR GOVERNMENT,
STEAL YOUR LAND AND POSSESSIONS,
MURDER YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN,
AND INSTALL A BRUTAL REGIME THAT'S LOYAL TO ME
(TEMPORARILY)
