(Glam Foxy from FNaF SB bc idk who tf else to use for gay romance, first person for me. Also not doing pirate speak)
*The cat wasn't actually stray. She was my cat, Minty, who got lost a week ago after getting to go outside for the first time. As soon as she saw me, Minty came running toward me, meowing happily as she did so. I happily said* "Minty! I'll never lose you again, girly."