Visualising in the mirror the man i want to become:

Bro, that man has been drinking since he was 8, has a haunted eye socket that causes his eye (if healed) to escape and turn into a giant evil eyeball monster, and has more Scrumpy in his circulatory system than blood.

Yeah demomans metal as fuuuuuck

Yeah but like, he’s rich, and he chill as hell

sounds sick, not gonna lie

drunc