He once managed to hijack a bus in London and crash into one of the big Ben's, causing 11/9 but he only got one big Ben. Thus making only one be left

PMFAO

likes to scare children then give them lollipops and silly spiny hats

Canon, possibly

so it all depends?

Worked for a guy named Foreman Spike when he was younger.

Left because of the unsafe working conditions. Weird purple people and bombs everywhere.

one of the silliest goobers
once got arrested for domestic terrorism

First one sure
Second one mah

:3

Nah*

Once straight up killed a gator because it went after one of the Funnyguys when they were swimming

AWW
canon

he mounted its head on a wall in the garage

Yes

he took everyone out for ice cream afterwards

W

Yes

Once had a broken rib for a month without knowing

Canon

Once outran a train

Canon

Favorite ice cream is rocky road

Yes

Drinks coffee straight up black

Canon

Rarely exercises, he's just that way

Canoj

Very smart with survivalist stuff *if yk what I mean*

Yes

Very handy