Garlic bread

Time for repost

Ewwwwww u so werd bro

What's wrong with garlic bread?

Shut thy fowl mouth heathen before I shut it for thee.

The f**k do you mean no?

It goss and it so werd u want to swit gendr

I don't, personally.

It still werd u not a rizzler

Trust me, I can be.

Buh?

You read correctly. I have a not insignificant amount of persuasiveness and charismatic Aura.

Yea you are pretty charismatic

I can confirm that, yet again.

Why, how flattering of you, for who you are but such a magnitude more superior.

Why thank you fine sir but on the contrary I find your prepossessingness much greater than that of my own.

Can confirm.

*LMAO*

I am touched by these words.

Well, I think you can clearly tell I’m not lying at all when I say that.

You like me for who I am, don't you? The Catboy in front of that screen? Petting your cat releases oxytocin, and I would argue in my case that endorphins are not lacking either~

Hahahahaha

I like being a little submissive from time to time, honestly.

"Goss"

Stop coming near any of us.

If you’re implying that I’d like being in the presence of you because I’m gay then your sorely mistaken, for starters I do like women, secondly I would not enjoy being in the company of someone who’s only purpose is too yap hateful messages.

I don't have a bf

Look up just a friend on apple music

No one is Pet’s boyfriend or whatever the f#ck you’re on about.

Nope pet is asexual he doesn’t do relationships.

You identify as a cow?

Asexual means no sex and shit

Aromantic means no romantic love

So i got a chance

/HJ

Wait we both have a chance? Jk

I’m not really joking that much but ok lol

Same I’m not joking that much

“Oh baby you, got what I need, but you say he’s just a friend”

That’s the gist of it.

Please, shut the f**k up.

Are you 5 years old pr smth?

No im 13

I think me and everyone else find that very, very hard to believe.

Ur probably lying

Nuh uh shu up stoopi fury

You can't even spell correctly

My gramar is fine

Also, watch better things than skibidy toilet

No I watc star war and skibidy toilet because they both sigma

You’re damn lucky Star Wars is good or else I would have your head on a stick.

In ur drems

Star wars is good
But skibidy toilet is just.. low effort

This is exactly what I’m saying!

What does that even mean? Next time you try to use a comeback, please make sure it in fact makes sense.

My gramar is fin

That is not what I’m talking about, (even though you do need to fix that) I meant your comeback made absolutely no sense whatsoever.

BRO SAYS HES A FAN OF STAR WARS BUT DOESNT KNOW BASIC FACTS ABOUT IT?!

Stormtroopers can am we elit soldrs!

lol, I know, I just kind of felt like talking this way.

💀

I have officially activated my classy talking side.

English?

I was talking to Mr. I can’t aim, but ok

Caus u stoopi and not sigma or da rizzler

HahahahahaXD it’s toilet kid

Shu up dum fury

Pipe down pipsqueak.

Shut up you brain rotted Star Wars child the adults are talking.

English? Do you speak it!

F out of here you dumb kid.

Prob not