Cat girl would seem gay but atleast better

murdering a cat gf would be great

neither, USSR fell of in WW2

i will take the cat girlfriend

then sell its body parts on the dark web

Best choice

I am not communist but I ain't cheating on Loona

i'd rather have this bean as a friend so he can help me feel better

Catgirl ftw

Cat girl
(I f**king hate commies)