Cloud, they/them

cutie patootie. they look like they would like cats and has one named socks

AWWW :3
they do, in fact, like cats

does the little lightning bolt thing in their hair with surprising ease and changes the color of it every time the dye starts to fade

That's actually really good

Yes, I suppose I should be- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!

A Mario Castle Level...?

A-
A Mario castle level. At this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within YOUR KITCHEN?!

Yes!

...may I see it?

No, it's not done yet.

I see.

*path of destruction behind an area of the house*

J: YO! WHY'S THERE A CHUNK OUT OF MY HOUSE?!

Thwomps, J.

Anyways...

Well Josanity, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you write a good headcanon.

*thumbs up as j comes to kick his ass*

i loved this lmao

THIS IS WHY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS LMFAO

this is literally us

Yes.

steam ham is hamlarious

literally watching edits of it typing this

Uh huh. Well I'm from OC-memez and I've never heard it pronounced that way.

No, no! Not in OC-memez, it's a OC expression.

I see.

(sweating anxiously)

Y'know, these headcanons are quite similar to aspects of other fictional characters.

Oh, ho ho, NO!

I made 'em myself! Purely coincidental!

...for Lexi's partner.

yes, yes i uh,..

excuse me for a sec.

Of course.

(behind door) F**K! F**K F**KING F**K! *omega laser noises*

*walks out*

well, that was fun. I've got things to do, though, gehe...

Canon

Doesn't play many video games, but does like Wii Sports.

They're best at baseball in the OG and Ping Pong in Resort

I know this is late, but canon

what took you so long 👿👿👿

Took a wrong turn

well you made it despite my directions

i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable canon

myeah...

oh no, the lore is ruined!!! D:

but what if.,.,

i took aspects from another fictional character and reused them???

oh hi ho ho, delightfully devilish, Josanity!!!!

(stretches to go to memories)

ah-

🎶 Josanity with his crazy explanations
Moscoroni's gonna need his medication
When he hears J's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in town tonight! 🎶

JOSANITYYYYYY!!

Bro!

i was just uh

just stretching my arms against my head! I'm very tired, y'know???

Why is there smoke coming out of Cloud's lore, Josanity?

uh- no!

that's

that's text!

text from from the character we're having!

mmm, character!

*leaves the room*

whew.

*reaches in brain then walks into the room*

i hope you're ready for interesting headcanons!

I thought we were having character.

*slams a shitton of comments on the table.*

nope, i said headcanons! personality, past, the like!

You pronounce headcanons like character?

uh, yes!

it's a regional dialect.

Uh huh. Uh, what region?

er...

oc stream???

inexplicably has a pet Allosaurus

Nah, sorry