Saike: I’ve.. gotta do something.. (anon note: THIS MAN NEEDS AN EXPRESSION SHEET)

X: what do you need to do?

Saike: I’m gonna divorce cae..

X: WHAT

Saike: yea

X: oh...

Saike: …

X: what made you decide

Saike: i just.. I don’t feel attracted to Caelum anymore, and she’s always working, never really spending time with me and the kids

X: oh...

Byrd: Hey bro. Waddup? Ya feeling’ okay?

Saike: No..

Byrd: ok

Saike: No..

Byrd: Aw man. Tell me what happened? What’s goin’ on?

Saike: ..I’m gonna divorce cae

Byrd: Yo wife? Why you gotta do that?

Saike: i just.. I don’t feel attracted to Caelum anymore, and she’s always working, never really spending time with me and the kids

Byrd: Oh shit… she’s not actually that deadbeat, right?

Saike: she is..

Byrd: Damn… I guess you got to do what ya gotta do.

Saike: yup..

Byrd: Anything I could do to help?

just because i barely ever respond to roleplays or use Caelum as a character does not mean she never exists canonically. you don’t have to ruin a part of a fictional world just because my real world is busy.

and I want to have saike shipped with a character thats actively used instead of just a side character that the user never uses

okay

let’s just say she suddenly disappeared one day

oh ok