write a headcanon about my character

Enjoys pineapple on pizza

Yes

WOOOOO YEEEAAAAAHH

Has a pineapple hat she only wears in private

Yea

Would be something like these

She lived under spongebob's floorboards for over 25 years because the house is a pineapple and each and every day she slowly chomped at the tangy drywall

Believes a lot of basic science is actually magic
Like water becoming ice
Or the lack of gravity or air in space
Gravity
Etc

Lmfao I love it

"erm ackshually the atmosphere is a spell of security cast by neanderthals a long time ago"

Has tried to quit from her pineapple addiction, but can't break it.

in love with pinapple man

Is a member of parliament

Steals all the money in the bank and stockpiles pineapple on pizza in there