POV: A child-like figure in your room at night, wdyd? (No romance, joke is fine ig but don’t hurt him)

Olivia: excuse me but what the actual f**k are you doing in my house?

???: "Terribly sorry for the unexpected appearance! Uh… I heard you were sad so I came to cheer you up!"

Do I look sad to you?

???: "Kinda. Maybe I have the wrong house..?"

Well my neighbor's gold fish died so maybe it was him

???: "Oh. Again, sorry about appearing in your house! Just uh… let’s just forget that this ever happened."

*He poofs away.*

Bye

omori dragnoc: ..what the fuuu-

???: "Hey, hey! I uh… I heard you haven’t been feeling your best for a while."

i'm more concerned about how the hell you're in my house

???: "I just… used my powers?"

...
you some kind of wizard or something then.

???: "Not really. The name’s Jam, I’m the god of fun!"

well why are you in here, cuz i'm trying to sleep

???: "Well, I heard you were sad, so I came to cheer you up!"

and who told you that, mari?

???: "Yeahh."

X: *behind him* Did someone say "Hurt the child"? *F*cking grabs him and slams him into the ground* /j

X: uhh child?

???: "Hello hello! I’m sorry for the sudden appearance."

X: shhh My wife is still sleeping *gets up and walks over to him*

*Boots slept like he was in a coma, so he wouldn’t wake up for shit. But Swiss would immediately mistake it for their niece (she also lives there) and sat up.* “Ah, hey Dizzy.”

(Sorry for the weird names, they’re plushie characters but I have human versions of them)

(It’s fine! I love the names btw!)

???: "Uhh… I’m not Dizzy, sorry."

“Oh oka-“ *They were just about to go back to sleep, before pausing and speaking again, the contrast being the tone. The first sentence was spoken in a gentle tone, and now their tone represented their thoughts being “What the actual f**k.” *

“Oh…uh- who are you then? A-and how did you get into my house?”

???: "I’m Jam, I’m the god of fun! And uh… I used my powers to teleport myself here."

“Ugh…it’s 1:00 in the morning…I have work tomorrow.” *Swiss complained, shaking Boots to get up. It’d take 25 shakes but he’d eventually pick his head up and look at Swiss.*

Clipz: w-where?..

Jam: "Hey!"

Clipz: how.. why are you here?..

Jam: "I heard you weren't feeling your best... And it's my job to make people happy!"

Clipz: w-who told you that?! *Frantically types on a console, looking for something*

Jam: "Don't worry bout it!"

Clipz: ok kid.. I don't know you or your employers.. but please.. leave..