THE WORLD'S OLDEST KNOWN JOKE IS A SUMERIAN PROVERB FROM 1900 BC THAT GOES: "SOMETHING WHICH HAS NEVER OCCURRED SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL; A YOUNG WOMAN DID NOT FART IN HER HUSBAND'S LAP."; SKELETOR WILL BE BACK WITH MORE CRINGE FACTS WHEN HE'S BORED AGAIN