how do i write an introduction to a brawl stars fan fiction

I’d like to solve the puzzle

Go ahead

What if like the characters had so much sex the one who kept getting backshots had to get their lower torso amputated because of the pure destruction done to their buttox

I guarantee you someone's done that before

Probably

Nobody ever said it couldn't be done again thooouugh

Correct

Alas as _____ sucked _____ dick _______ enjoyed it a lot

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Fill in the blanks with the characters you're shipping

you guys suck at ideas

Me