SPEECH?! What speech! Joe
you don't have a speech! You
have a teleprompter, your
flash cards, and an earpiece! Joe, it's time to start
getting ready for the
presidential debate! I'll be right up Jill.
I'm just putting
the final touches
on my speech! I have to remind people
of my hairy legs, that I'm
an Irish Jew, raised by
blacks and Puerto Ricans. Oh, and that I
I support all
abortions but
I'm just as
Catholic as
the Pope! Angel Soto
