Lemodae

Hey.. Got any grapes?

No, we just sell lemonade. But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all homemade! Can I get you a glass?

*then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle

bom bom bom ba ba da bom

until the very next day *pretend this was before bom bom bom*

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And then he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said, no, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?
The duck said, good bye

*then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle. Until the very next day

(bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And then he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said, look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?
The duck said, how about no

*then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle *then he waddled away* waddle waddle. Until the very next day

(bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And then he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said, that's it, if you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, adios!

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Till the very next day (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom babom)

Take a verse, Fishium!

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And then he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey (bam bam bam), got any glue?
What, got any glue, no, why would I, ooh
Then one more question for you
Got any grapes?

And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said, come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore

So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said, hmm, no thanks

But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?

Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle, wadddle)
Then he...

This is probably gonna get to the front page cause of us. lol

lol

To the very next day

Tell me a really short duck story
Bam, bam, bam, badam-badam
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey," bam, bam, bam, "Got any grapes?"
The man said, "Well, look who's returned
No luck duck, I finally learned
I bought you grapes, you said no"
The duck said, "Gotta go"

How many of these are there?! lol
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam-badam
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And then he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey," bam, bam, bam, "Got any grapes?"
The man said, "Duck, you know I don't
I never will, I always won't
So please don't ask that again"
The duck said, "You win"

Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam-badam

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey," bam, bam, bam, "You got a banana?"
The man said, "Duck, take a wild guess
And you'll be wrong if you guess yes
Of course, I don't have bananas"
The duck said, "Watch your manners"

Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam-badam

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey," bam, bam, bam, "You got a carrot?"
The man said, "That's it, duck, I'm done
You've had your kicks, you've had your fun
But I'm drawing a line"
The duck said, "Just one more time"

Man, we best buds
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
'Til the very next day
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam-badam

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey," bam, bam, bam, "You got a pea?"
The man said, "No, I don't got a pea
Hey, wait a minute, now I see
I walked right into your trap"
The duck said, "And that's a wrap"

Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle
Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle

Don't tell me there's a fifth one

There isn't

Can you tell me another duck story?
(Bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
(Bum bum bum bum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
(Bum bum bum)
He said to the man who was running the stand
(Bum bum bum)

Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me
The man said
Look who's back again
Can't you go bug some feathered friend?
I'm staying right here
The duck said
Tear

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle waddle)
'Til the very next da-da da dada
Da da da da day

When the duck duck walked walked up up to to
The lemonade stand
(Bum bum bum)
He said said to to the man man who who
Was running the stand
(Bum bum bum)

Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me
The man said
Look duck, there's no way
You could ask me the whole day
I refuse
The duck said
You lose

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle waddle)
'Til the very next da-da da dada
Da da da da day

When the duck duck walked walked up up to to
The lemonade stand
(Bum bum bum)
He said said to to the man man who who
Was running the stand
(Bum bum bum)
Hey (Bum bum bum) Follow me
The man said
Alright duck, you win
If I say no you'll just come back again
So lead the way
The duck said
Okay

So the duck duck led led the man man to to
The corner store
(Bum bum bum)
And then then they they stopped stopped
Out outside the door
(Bum bum bum)
The duck said
Go ask the woman if you
Can use her duct tape for a minute or two
Duct tape? What for?
The duck said
There's the door

So the man walked in
And the woman said, "Hi"
And suddenly he felt a little bit shy
He walked up slowly then spoke at last
You seem nice
Could I use your duct tape real fast?
She said
I really like this duct tape
It stops annoying ducks from asking for grapes
Then she said with a smile
But you can use it a while

The man said
Thanks, you seem nice
The woman laughed
You've said that twice
You seem nice too
The man said
So do you

Then the man left the store with a pretty big grin
And the duck said
Stay here while I go in

Then the duck duck walked walked in in to to
The corner store
(Bum bum bum)
He said said to to the woman woman who who
Was running the store
(Bum bum bum)
Hey (Bum bum bum) Got any duct tape?
The woman said
Oh no, it's you
You planned all this
Could be true
By the way
By the way
By the way
One more question for you
Got any grapes?

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle waddle)
'Til the very next da-da da-da da

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle waddle)
'Til the very next da-da da-da da
Then he waddled away

Yes

Since we completed all of the duck song.. Let's do asdf movie: Hehehehehe-he, oh
Got your nose!
Mehehehe
Look out, he's got a nose!

What?

Tell me another duck story

(Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum)
A duck walked up to a corner store
And he said to the woman, running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The woman said
"No, it's a corner store
I mean grapes aren't really what we're known for
We've got some grape drinks?"
The duck said
"They kinda stink"

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman, running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The woman said
"Oh, it's you again, duck
I already told you you're out of luck
We've got some grape gum?"
The duck said
"I'll take none"

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"

The woman said
"Look, I'm trying not to shout
But please either buy something or get out!
We don't sell fruit!"
The duck said
"I'm kinda cute"
(sorry, I wanted a good part) ;)

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
(Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the corner store
And he said to the woman running the store
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any grape chapstick?"
"What?"
"Got any grape chapstick?"
"Actually we do
But you don't have any money do you?"

"Do you think you could...
Do you think you could...
Do you think you could... put it on my bill?"

Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)