A barata josuke higashikata

Oi Shosuke, I used Za Hando to delete my entire body. Now I don’t have to worry about getting hit by enemy stand users, ain’t that wacky? (Help Josuke I’m in excruciating pain)

Why if it isnt
Y E E Z Y K A G E K I R A and his stand K I L L E R H I G H H E E L S

If you dont know im starting a shoeniverse post

Lmao, nice

B O O T A R O and his stand S T A R F L A T I N U M have arrived, "Yare Yare Daze Okuyashoe, what have you gotten yourself into?"

It is time, to achieve,

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S H O E L Y N E C U S H O E protests against the wicked gucci Pucci

*Killer high heels has joined the battle and bombed shoelyne*

Solenareff has joined the battle and is slashing away with sandal chariot

made in jordan has reset the entire universe

Toeseph Shoestar Traps Shosuke in a webbed string he planned earlier, not even Diatoelo could predict him

Clogyoin donuts Toeseph before he could trap shoesuke with hieroshoe green

Johknee shoestar has appeared, Jesus told him to kill the president

Shoesuke Higashoekata joins the battle, and removes Johknee's wheels (he also removed solnareff's shoe privileges)

*tonio shoetardi gives fatal diarrhea to bootaro with overcooked harlot spaghetti*

In a flash. Igknee appears, farting on anyone who crosses his path. Disorienting Yeezykage Kira and Tonio Shoetardi

*tonio ate him because he is italian*

giorno shoenovanna appears, and assumes they won bc the enemy is not sending anymore shoestars to kidnap okuyashoe.

I feel like i've achieved heaven