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I'll call them "car crash" and "ambatublow" theorem

I'll call them "car crash" and "ambatublow" theorem | So, there's 2 possibilities on how the big bang happened; A. First atoms formed and collided with eachother at light speed
B. Extreme pressure, infinite space contained in one atom sized diameter finally exploded | image tagged in skatez don't you fu cking dare | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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2 ups, 1w,
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the big bang happened when i dicked your mother down
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1 reply
Dad?
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lmao he aint real
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Ok dad
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i f**ked your mother AFTER you were born

you were 14 at the time
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Ok dad
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LMFAOOO
1 up, 1w
2 ups, 1w,
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and what a coincidence, a perfect solar system with one planet being perfect home for creatures?
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The primordial ooze was made of water, methane, trace amounts of oxygen and everything we breathe today.
A magnetic field formed thus causing electrical charges and heating it up causing atoms to decay into amino acids. Thus, making life.
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God's creation
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Ok, but you said

"what a coincidence, a perfect solar system with one planet being perfect home for creatures?"

You're wrong on that sentence. The one about a perfect home. If anything, earth actually absolutely fu​cking blows. We just learned to survive through selective breeding and evolution. Just look at the preCambrian era and how each creature struggled to even survive for 10 minutes
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Singularity
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Correct
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So, there's 2 possibilities on how the big bang happened; A. First atoms formed and collided with eachother at light speed B. Extreme pressure, infinite space contained in one atom sized diameter finally exploded