DOCTOR, I THINK I'M DYING. WHEN I TOUCH MY ARM, IT HURTS REAL BAD. WHEN I TOUCH MY NOSE, IT HURTS REAL BAD. WHEN I TOUCH MY FOOT, IT HURTS REAL BAD. WHEN I TOUCH MY KNEE IT HURTS REAL BAD. WHEREVER I TOUCH IT HURTS REAL BAD. DOCTOR: "YOU'RE NOT DYING. YOUR FINGER IS BROKE."