Silly things that happened during my Helldiving today

Cool

I failed to extract for my first time, because I was RIGHT about to get onto the ship and leave, inches away, and I got hit with a rocket, and my body just exploded

I don't know what extracting is 😭

Basically

When you are done with the mission, you call for extraction, which sends a ship down so you can get on and leave

Ohhhh

Yes

My character was inches from death, I made a mad dash for the ship, and right before I got on I just feckin

Exploded

rip hdiver

He died doing what he loved

Blowing things up

oh well into the next guy

One funny thing happened once

Basically, I held a ball in my hands that calls down an airstrike when I throw it down

And my character got knocked over

And he kinda dropped it

So I just

"YOU CAN'T PUT IT BACK!! IT'S LIKE HAVING A BABY!!"
-- Abe Simpson

Let's just say

The funeral for that Helldiver was a closed casket

urn in a closed casket

Lmao

Also

In Helldivers lore it's illegal to have any anti-democratic opinions

And me and my friend were stopping an illegal automaton broadcast

And I just said to myself "How would automatons even know how to broadcast? Wouldn't humans have to teach them tha-"

And my friend shot me on the spot

that's literally like the setting of a dystopian George Orwell book
it's literally 1984*POW*

Except it being dystopian world it's a happy world full of democracy and nothing else because everything else is illegal

And yeah I don't think the government would like you finding out that Super Earth is basically the reason both the automatons and terminids are threats in the first place

IT'S LITERALLY 1984