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TWO HOUSE-SITTERS
"If you want someone to house sit your home and
you have two elderly men you have to choose
between, you have to pick one: One, this guy
named Joe Biden who is elderly. He may forget
to turn the porch light off, and he may take a
nap or two. But he’s going to water your plants
and feed your dog."; "Donald Trump, the house sitter, will kill your plants,
sell your furniture, and kill your dog and probably
let the burglars in so he could split the profits on
whatever the burglar is going to get."
"That is the choice between two older people
that will sit your house,” said Matthew Dowd.
“Somebody forgets the porch light and someone
that will sell your furniture and kill your dog.”