Basic Rules: You cannot kill him, you may not use any weapons, keep NSFW to an absolute minimum

self explanatory

Mack: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BIG MAN?!

you heard me >:)

(screw the weapons rule)
*whips out AK-47 loaded to the brim* Then you'll hear these bullets flying strait at you until you cease to breathe!

(I saw screw it because Red_Memes ignored it)

haha, you cannot get me because i have P A N

Not roleplaying, just wanna talk with you. Memechat me so our conversation can be private.

Followed you, we can memechat now

Ight.

ME: who let mack be here? And who let him cook?

Mack: Bruh your window was open...

ME: how are you mad? You usually pull out a gun, so you ARE weak?

Because you're a bit more chill than the others. I'm not gonna hurt you unless you anger me

Just please attack me for crying out loud, I wanna see how strong you are.

Can you shut the f**k up

*i meant how are you not mad

Daniel: *Yelling back* "ALRIGHT WHO LET THE CAT ON MY BED?"

Mack: Blud your window was open

Daniel: "Oh great. It talks too! WE ARE IN SPACE. HOW WAS MY WINDOW OPEN?"

(this is just wallpaper)

(Daniel's bed is on a dropship which is usually in space lol)

(THIS IS ON F**KING EARTH WITH WALLPAPERS MF)

Fuego: yup, that's a pretty messed up dog.

Mack: Bruhhh

*shrugs*

Mac: Do I look like a dog to you? No! I'm a cat.

Likely story

Mack: No, seriously!

Are you a cat because you say you are are you what you say you are because you are a cat?

Mack: No need to break my brain there, fella. I'm a cat. Read my RP card.

Seems that you are a cat then.

Mack: As I was tryna tell you this whole time...

But can you make a grilled cheese?

Mack: Yes. *takes out an induction cooker, bread, and a slice of cheese, and makes a perfect grilled cheese* *passes grilled cheese to Fuego* Give this a try.

*Eats it all in a comically large bite*
It is, acceptable.

Mack: Not bad for someone who's not a human, huh?

I'm a equal opportunity sandwich enjoyer. 9/10

Mack: Good stuff, bro.

But not as good as *beep* is. Matter of fact nothing is better than *beep* at *long beep*.

Mack: I'm sorry, what were those "beeps" for?

What? Oh, me and a... Fellow had a debate and he cursed me so that whenever I say *beep* it has a beep sound effect play over it.

Mack: Spell it out in reverse

Alright.*p-e-e-b*

Mack: This is difficult for me to understand... I'm still hearing beeps...
It's okay, I'm good with this... *uses a laser-mic that uncensors everything*
Proceed.

*explosion sfx*.

I don't own a cat.

Mack: Bro your window was open

So your a intruder.

Unfortunately, I'm not, your window was wide open and that usually means it's available

*pulls shotgun* get the fu k outta my house cat.

"you may not use any weapons" *ahem*