Basic Rules: You cannot kill him, you may not use any weapons, keep NSFW to an absolute minimum

self explanatory

Mack: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME, BIG MAN?!

you heard me >:)

(screw the weapons rule)
*whips out AK-47 loaded to the brim* Then you'll hear these bullets flying strait at you until you cease to breathe!

(I saw screw it because Red_Memes ignored it)

haha, you cannot get me because i have P A N

Not roleplaying, just wanna talk with you. Memechat me so our conversation can be private.

Followed you, we can memechat now

Ight.

ME: who let mack be here? And who let him cook?

Daniel: *Yelling back* "ALRIGHT WHO LET THE CAT ON MY BED?"

Mack: Blud your window was open

Daniel: "Oh great. It talks too! WE ARE IN SPACE. HOW WAS MY WINDOW OPEN?"

(this is just wallpaper)

(Daniel's bed is on a dropship which is usually in space lol)

(THIS IS ON F**KING EARTH WITH WALLPAPERS MF)

Olivia: excuse me but what the actual f**k are you doing in my house

Mack: Your window was open...

*dodges hand*

Good point

Mack: So, what's up?

Get out

Mack: no

Yes

nah

Yah

The answer is no.

*grab*

Clipz: AAGH!!

Mack: Oh, sorry, didn't mean to scare you, what's up?

Clipz: what are you doing in my ship..

Mack: Don't know, it just looked cool and I lost track of time

Clipz: *flabbergasted* how tf did you get past security?!

Mack: There's this cool thing called a window, it was open

Clipz: ah, sh#t..

Mack: You good?

Clipz: yeah..

...OK

Clipz: *puts some stuff away*

Automaton: *silently stares*

Mack: *whips out a f**king AK-47 filled to the brim with rounds after noticing a weak spot on the tank*
"YOU MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE!"

*it fires a single laser round, desintigrating your AK*

Mack: "I'm prepared. Always!"
*whips out a perfect 1:1 replica of Sasha from TF2 and begins firing at the weak spot, effectively decommissioning the tank*
"Now are you ready to leave a multi-trillionaire cat alone?"

Mack: Bro why are you looking at me like that?

Automaton: *blinks*

///Bot Drop Detected///

Mack: ...great

*suddenly hundreds of these motherf**kers drop through the ceiling(average Helldivers 2 experience)*

Mack: I need you all to leave or else I will use force! I have sharper claws than you think!

Automaton Devestator(out of hundreds): "Super Earth will Burn"
The robot then begins firing it's guns, followed by literally everything else also trying to kill Mack.

Mack: "Basic Rules: You cannot kill him" *ahem*

(f**k logic)
*The lasers and explosion obliterate the room, but leave Mack with torn clothing and as black as an old XBOX 360 console.*

Mack: *angry as f**k right now* YOU DO KNOW THAT I HAVE FEELINGS TOO, RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME I DECOMMISSION YOU ALL!!
*leaps toward the robots and decommissions them with his sharp af claws*
Problem solved. Damn, I need to get outta here.

this motherf**ker: