R O A S T

Alright, give me your best.

nah you should start it

Why? Ain't got a roast worthy enough of starting this show?

alright fine, roses are red, violets are blue, flowers are beautiful, what happened to you (not my best, just first thing that came to find)

*but what happened to you

I cringed so badly at your first roast it left me temporarily disfigured

explain?

I said your roast sucked!

ok, but i need your roast

Um, that was the roast. "I cringed so badly at your first roast", the roast, and "that it left me temporarily disfigured", the comeback

You're right, pretzellogic74

"but my dudes, they both sucked!" true, true

"cringing badly at a roast" aint a roast, and "left me temporarily disfigured" is what your face looks like mate

But my dudes, they both sucked!

ok