sponge and pat

now recreate the movie

you see the knifeblock? you know what to do

You bite the knifeblock

no you use the knife to kill a specific person

let me guess. Andrew?

X

wait this f**ker??
tf did he do???

oh shut the f**k up

Bite the knife.

Nah we’re eating that wood.

what wood

See the planks on the image? They’re edible

shut the f**k up

W

Man they've allowed be to be home alone when I was, like, 10.
Mostly because I was with one parent most of the time and they had to work

how old are you?

she told me to tell you that's she's 14

wtf
my parents let me stay home alone when I was 10

some of us aren't that lucky
my parents didn't let me stay home alone until I was 13

it was mainly just cuz my parents had to work and around that time all my relatives were dying

damb