Normalcore was kidnapped by Mexican Cartel for listening to Dookie Fresh (EWWWWW); Maymory ate all the crayons at the bar and was drowned in a KFC puddle (HELP ME)\
L1M sawed a tree in half and it landed on the Vatican City (BOOWOMP)
He will now be charged with mass murder, terrorism, wipeout of a country, mass destruction, and environmental damage (mugshot sfx)
Swede and AYMY were caught kissing and jerking off to an AI image of Charlie (HIDE AWAY)
Air was running at the speed of light but ran into the sun and was vaporized (ARGHHHHHHHHHH)