If I had my own credit card I would've bought already

Alright. The package thing can be avoided with good timing. The transaction thing not so much.

Do you have siblings?

I do but I'm the oldest

Oh boy, this is tough.

Yep, that's the problem lol

I am quite experienced with parental loopholes, but this is the first problem I encountered that is this difficult.

See I am old enough to get my own card, but then they'd see me transferring money

And they can't do shイt about it.

Look, you can tell them it's for anything.

My issue is I have to do whatever they say if I want help paying for college

At this point, just buy the thigh highs and tell them it's for the winter, and buy the cat ears for Halloween. Just months in advance.

Or do you want the skirt as well? Because that should be available locally.

Yes the skirt too

Okay well but the problem is I'm a guy

I would say that you do not order them at the same time. There should be a separate reason for the two.

The only thing I could think of was somehow ordering it with something else and hoping they don't notice

So, what kinds of stuff are you into that your parents know of? That might help.

Masterplan time.

Ask your parents to play a board game
Whoever wins gets to order a 50$ package only for themselves
Practice the game beforehand
Win
Buy the things you need with their credit card

They'll see what I bought on the bill is the problem. I have a debit card but they're on it too so they can see whatever I buy

Hmmm.

Do you have the needed money in cash?

Yeah but nowhere nearby sells it except for a couple of the things and I do not have the confidence to buy it in person lol

Why not have a spread purchase through third party buyer networks?

What I mean by that is, ask your grandparents or your aunt if they could buy something of your choice. Give them the money in cash so they don't lose it.

If they see me buy anything at all online they're gonna question me about it

Because none of them would buy those things lol

Are you worried that you might get negative feedback from the exposition of such purchase?

Precisely, that is exactly my issue

Do they see your purchases I the specifically look or do they get a notification?

They keep track of what is bought on the accounts, so anything they didn't buy. And they'd notice when a package with my name on it showed up.

You will not be the first guy to walk into that store to buy a skirt. Besides, it makes them money. Why should they care?

That I don't mind. It's the other things I have to order. The skirt I'd just say I'm picking it up for someone else.

If your parents do express criticism, say that you'll not wear them in public. They'll accept that.

Mother is religious, grandfather is a preacher. Would never accept that. I got grounded for 6 months when they found out I liked dudes.

I... wished to have known that earlier.

That is problematic.
Do your friends know about it and do they accept it?

Yeah my friends know. I uhhh have a... Personality to where it's kinda obvious. I walked into a room and spoke one sentence, and one dude in there asked one of my friends "is this guy gay???"

Then tell one of them that you plan to purchase these items and ask them to do it for you because of your circumstances. Give them the money and let it look like a good deal by letting them keep the change.

Now the twisted-minded contractor in my head has arisen.

My bestie would prolly do it but I hate to ask her 😭

You devious lol. Thank you for the help tho <3

If you can trust them, go for it.

Ya I'll try it :3

😁We Femboys help each other out where we can!

You was very helpful

Yup.

Also a femboy?

Leave out the skirt and you have what is un my Amazon cart rn.

/srs

fair enough

teh end is near

:3

you fricking famboi you famboi famboi famboi becuase you famboi

speak english

non jamais