YOUR PEOPLE ARE DESCENDED FROM LIMBLESS SPACE SLUGS!

you are so lucky
i got a bad sunburn and it hurt to put aloe on it

I am lol. Although it also means I don't care to be in the sun a lot and will likely get skin cancer.

i dont go outside very often tbh
i probably wont get skin cancer

no wait i like mushrooms
even tho they scare me

They scare you???

im scared of fungus for some reason
it freaks me out

For my Python class final assignment I made a program to match the user with their best fungus. Lucky for you, there is a "none" option.

Also that's weird af no offense

yeah ik
im kinda terrified of nature things that i dont know about
eg. weird plants

Do not go hiking 💀

i would die not even 1/4th of the way in
i cannot stand up for very long, my legs are weak
i dont tan i cremate

Man that sucks lol

white ppl lore

I'm white and I just tan. Went to the beach, got burned so bad I turned purple. Within a week it faded to dark brown. Never hurt at all.

but like it has to be irl

Interesting phobia