Have a wizard battle with Infernal (he knows a lot of spells)

Sam: I can summon a spider that has the souls of all the horrible people. Hitler, Margret, ALL OF EM.

Infernal: Ok i cast mend peephole then I cast fill bladder.

Sam: luckily I have mastered the art of pissing out my ass, also, *summons spider*

Infernal: I CAST TESTICULER TORSION! *your reproductive organs get twisted*

Sam: I cast restore body
Also, š-ŸµÇ, kick his ass

Infernal: Aight that's it I cast organ swap. *the spiders entire organs get swapped in many places*

Sam: you FOOL. It has no organs. It is entirely made of souls.

Phester: I cast... ITCHY BONES!!

Infernal: SHIT I CAST MEND BUTTHOLE!

Phester: I cast 10 MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS and SWORD ARMS

Infernal: BUT IM A F**KING SKELETON! I CAST ENDO SKELETON SWAP!

Phester: I cast... SWAP FIRE WITH WATER

Infernal: I CAST MICROSOFT HEAD!

(btw because Phester is a robot, he didn't have one)