IN BASIC PRINCIPLE, IF SPARKS AND A LOUD CRACKLING SOUND WAS COMING OUT OF MY TAILPIPE, I'D BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD. I'D WANT TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SAW OR HEARD ME. I NEVER THOUGHT WE'D LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE PEOPLE PAID THEIR MECHANIC THOUSANDS TO MAKE THEIR CAR DO THAT.